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coffee_table - Coffee table information


A coffee table is a useful device, often used for chaining oneself to in selfless acts of devotion to your loved ones. This selfless act will be repayed in many ways, usually by having it refered to for months on the chat lines.

Try a coffee table today, do not delay.


Pinkfish: Coffee tables are significant others.
Pinkfish declares eternal love for her coffee table.
Presto: My coffee table is oak with smoked glass.
Ranma: Laurana is the expert on coffee tables.
Laurana ducks.
Everyone wonders about Ranma's obsession with coffee tables.
Magpie: A nice spice, even without parsley.
Candlewhiff: It might be even better with a tablecloth.

See also

hold, melt, handcuff