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Piscatorial Patulous

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Piscatorial Patulous


Piscatorial Patulous — Causes an enemy to imitate a blowfish.


Piscatorial Patulous is a ritual that causes the target to expand like a blowfish. This may cause inconveniences when moving around, especially within small spaces.


> perform piscatorial patulous on Taffyd
You whisper the prayer of gastric expansion.
You call out the holy words of Fish.
Taffyd looks somewhat fishy for a moment then suddenly inflates, his newly formed mounds of flesh quivering.
Taffyd's ripped shirt breaks!
As Taffyd's flesh bulges, the ripped shirt begins to strain at the seams.

Gods granting this ritual

This ritual is only granted by Fish.