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Shonkers was founded by Kimo in Ankh-Morpork

Welcome to Shonkers- a club for Shonky Shoppers, item hoarders, clothes horses, custom shop specialists, and collectors of all stripes, spots, and paisleys.
Looking for something rare? Have a delightful misorder from Nicolette that's too nice to fence? No more room in your vault(s)? Send us a tell to join today!
Please contact us for:
Obscure clothing trivia, rotating stock shop info, custom npc help, fashion advice, packrat cameraderie, and more.
Don't forget to check the club page on the wiki for updates and projects!
The members are:
Aberaven, Abyss, Aell, Aidan, Akakia, Alergia, Alt, Ancasi, Animaltamer, Anisha, Arturos, Arturosii, Arwyn, Asesinoshoes, Ashimi, Award, Azalais, Azile, Beasteater, Blink, Blodeuyn, Blodhughadda, Blystyryng, Bolt, Booty, Bored, Broldam, Buster, But, Cadenza, Cady, Carriegirl, Casiphia, Charon, Chiffonie, Coffeebreak, Coldbrew, Dagon, Dashi, Dejones, Delphini, Delusion, Deqlin, Drama, Drat, Dyna, Earthwurm, Egon, Elauna, Eliza, Elodea, Emily, Eria, Erika, Erise, Esteliaar, Eudora, Faiewyn, Falinore, Faris, Fenlas, Firefox, Fooliator, Forgotten, Frazyl, Frump, Funderburk, Gaetania, Gib, Gibi, Gillebride, Girthquake, Goatshorn, Gobbleturkis, Grim, Grimace, Grinnily, Guildenstern, Haar, Haize, Hallia, Hank, Hebley, Hiccup, Hospitality, Howl, Humboldt, Hydra, Ibn, Idle, Idlechasing, Ikke, Ilde, Impstein, Incompetent, Inside, Ishamael, Iskra, Jaceth, Jayem, Jems, Jerah, Jerec, Jester, Jhanifer, Kadath, Katata, Kensai, Kethri, Kettlebadger, Khaybat, Kiera, Kimo, Knero, Knowshoes, Kodachi, Krasimir, Kuranes, Kurshu, Lamia, Leovar, Leviticus, Library, Licorice, Lily, Lint, Loquax, Lucifer, Lynxii, Macros, Maggot, Mammon, Marenna, Marya, Melancholic, Miri, Mistake, Mori, Morijoh, Mrwolfie, Mundir, Myrin, Naeshoes, Natacha, Natalolly, New, Niamh, Nick, Niniko, Nixshoes, Noshoes, Not, Noun, Novgorod, Ohnoakuga, Onnastick, Ostro, Paracelsus, Percussor, Perlith, Phabian, Proeliator, Proziac, Psitian, Ptodium, Qiying, Quack, Quipsy, Ramelion, Rauna, Rechix, Refresh, Releeh, Reni, Requiem, Rhouben, Ribbit, Rinokh, Run, Saffron, Samael, Samlet, Samtheman, Sancti, Saphira, Sea, Selene, Sen, Sevyn, Shallowgrave, Sheilavixen, Shenanigans, Shrek, Sidd, Sihir, Simula, Skilled, Sly, Snot, Snotshoes, Sora, Sornemon, Sosij, Spip, Spit, Squishii, Sqwyshii, Stabbity, Stamen, Starfunkel, Steve, Stray, Striga, Stumble, Take, Talisker, Tally, Temperance, Tempestua, Tene, Tetraam, Thalas, Theresa, Thteve, Tinsch, Triselyn, Tsuki, Twiddle, Tyrieth, Uzi, Venia, Violence, Vuniel, Vyre, Wane, Wasabi, Waxbury, Wimpy, Wombatts, Wrathe, Wytch, Xola, Yase, Yoga, Yoink, Yonah, Ysela, Yuta, Zhuangzi, Zorelian and Zube
The recruiters are:
Beasteater, Delphini, Emily, Eudora, Hebley, Inside, Kimo, Knero, Marya, Morijoh, Mrwolfie, Noshoes, Ostro, Rauna, Stamen, Venia, Ysela and Zorelian

This is an elected club:

The player must nominate themselves to accept the nomination. Until this point the nomination is not accepted.

No one has accepted nominations for Secret-ary, Vice Packrat, Packrat General, Seamster, Coin Counter and Notes Taker

The club is currently accepting nominations for positions, the nomination period ends at Wed Jul 9 11:50:32 2025. So far the following have been nominated:

Secret-ary has the following nominations:
Stamen nominated by Morijoh.
No nominations for the position of Vice Packrat. No nominations for the position of Seamster. No nominations for the position of Packrat General. No nominations for the position of Coin Counter. No nominations for the position of Notes Taker.