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"The Great Wahoonie!"
This is Ankh-Morpork, oldest and greatest and grubbiest of cities.
Ankh-Morpork, jewel of cities, nestles in the heart of the Sto Plains a number of miles upstream from the estuary on the River Ankh. It is actually two cities, proud Ankh and pestilential Morpork, connected by many bridges, the most famous of which is the Brass Bridge. Ankh-Morpork houses the headquarters of most, though not all, of the Discworld guilds and is the centre of commerce for the Sto Plains and the Circle Sea, attracting merchants from far and wide. Not surprisingly, therefore, as a seeker of adventure, you will find yourself in this great city many times in your quest for fame and fortune.
Continuous Improvements
Since the decision was made to model Ankh-Morpork according to "The Streets of Ankh-Morpork" by Stephen Briggs and Terry Pratchett, most of our streets have been more or less autogenerated. The aim of the domain is to replace all the autogenerated text with handcrafted descriptions, as well as adding interesting features and NPC's to populate the streets.
Development Focus
While AM will continue to add projects on a per street and even per feature basis, the general domain focus is now on the area just west of the Shades and the Shades itself. As this is a gigantic enterprise, don't expect any major changes to the area in the near future.
Recent Changes ( more | pre-blog archive )
Being Extremelia Anoian - Wed Sep 30 16:21:08 2026
Thanks to a generous donation from a certain Postmaster, the "Temple" of Anoia on Cable Street has recently enjoyed something of a revival. Its doors are now open to the public, and worshippers, the curious, and anyone suffering from particularly stubborn furniture are all invited to pay their respects to Anoia, Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers. Recognising an obvious meeting of minds, the Le Crucible utensil range has also opened a shop within the temple, offering a selection of implements suitable for getting inconveniently wedged in somewhere, or whatever else you might do with utensils. Those wishing to earn Anoia's favour would do well to pay attention while visiting Her temple. The Goddess is known to be particular about certain things, and the truly devoted may find themselves feeling a sense of Achievement, though may leave feeling Really Rattled. As always, a huge shoutout to our playtesters who well and truly put everything through its paces, and frequently heard me shouting a version of Anoia's prayer, "But the damned thing worked before, why won't it now?! Who coded this?! Where did this spatula even come from?!"
leave poor Prinscilla alone :( - Sat Aug 17 17:27:47 2024
After being viciously murdered one too many times, Prinscilla has decided that enough is enough. She will now refresh her collection of horses on her own initiative.
Foolish Ventures - Sat Dec 9 15:24:27 2023
Members of the Guild of Fools can now be spotted wandering the streets of Ankh-Morpork.
Your Input
Suggestions for further additions are always welcome of course. Please do so using the idea command on an appropriate room, NPC or object. If you can't think of something fitting to file the report on, the "Ideas R Us" office opposite the Guild of Architects on Chrononhotonthologos Street might be the place you are looking for.
Or, if you want to take a more active approach in improving the city, check out the options listed below.
Pubquiz Machine
Nestled in a pub on Morpork Street is a pubquiz machine. If you have a question that you'd like to be considered for inclusion in the machine you can submit it here once you're signed in with your player account. You can also see what other questions there are already in the machine or have been submitted and are pending so that you don't double-up.
Architects
Architects are players who write descriptions for the generic areas in Ankh-Morpork.
For more information, check out our Architects Webpage.
Creating
Ankh-Morpork is always looking for competent creators. If you think this might just be the thing for you, have a chat with the Domain Leader or its Deputies or with any other AM creator.
