(cre) Lucifer: By Christ, 29 creators.
(cre) Tomas: christ had 29 creators?
(cre) Claypool: there's something you never read in the bible...
(cre) Lucifer: If he had, the dead sea could have parted with style.
(cre) Lucifer pictures the scene.
(cre) Lucifer watches as the Dead Sea has to be rolled back from backups twice as it fails to part.
(cre) Tomas: > part sea / A runtime error has occured....
(cre) Lucifer: > part sea with rod .... Parse error before ("Smite sea with Rod")
(cre) Tomas: call add_effect(/std/effects/plague_1)eygpt
(cre) Lucifer: Herod was more of a call add_effect(/std/families/1stbornson, -1)egypt.
(cre) Tomas: call queue_command("say Hello")burning bush
(cre) Lucifer: set_water(40)noah
You creator-tell: "dest all firstborn in egypt"
(cre) Dasquian: clone /obj/misc/testament; dup testament; dup testament;
(cre) LazerFX: call set wander(40)israelites
(cre) Tomas: call set_short("snake")staff
(cre) Agatha: call set_short("pillar of salt")lot's_wife
(cre) Lucifer: clone earth , dup earth, give earth to cosmos.
(cre) Tomas: dest tower / call remove_known_language("common")all
(cre) LazerFX: add cain to gits.
(cre) Sightblinder: call delete_effect("ghost")Lazarus
(cre) Lucifer: call add_effect(wrath of god)apple
(cre) LazerFX: No, call remove_ghost()lazarus
(cre) Lucifer: Sneakily : call set_weight(1)cross
(cre) Sightblinder: #define MESSIAH "A very naughty boy!"
You creator-tell: "call add_property("float", 1) jesus"
(cre) GoldenThread: call delete_effect("misc.diseases.leprosy")lepers
(cre) Tomas: God: Cain you killed your brother, bad Cain! / Cain: nothing about killing being wrong in help rules
(cre) LazerFX: And what about him shagging his sister?
(cre) Dasquian: The ghost of Abel tells you: fscking hell
(cre) Lucifer: call add_banished(Adam, Eve)eden
(cre) Sugi: [God showed help on "rules" to Cain]?
(cre) Dasquian: The ghost of Abel tells you: I knew I shouldn't have registered.
(cre) Tomas: God: Make an Arc! / Noah: You're taking Land out of the game?!?! you bastard!
(cre) GoldenThread: [God posts message to erotica and the universe explodes in sympathy]
(cre) Sugi: Noah leaves in a drove.
(cre) Lucifer: [Abel files complaint about Cain]
(cre) GoldenThread: [Lucifer applies to Underworld domain]
(cre) Lucifer: [Jesus picked up cross after refresh]
(cre) Lucifer: [God logs on from 1.1.1.1 (1.1.1.1) Duplicate: Jesus, Holy Spirit]
You creator-tell: [followers picked up religion after a charismatic man told them a few things]
(cre) Tomas: tell god,jesus,holy spirit do you lot know each other?
(cre) Puckhades: add god,jesus,holy spirit to instrument
(cre) Lucifer: God tells Tomas: Yes, we are the same person.
(cre) Lucifer: (cre) Tomas: tell god naughty god!
(cre) Puckhades: dest all on God!
(cre) Tomas: tell holy spirit if you dont reply soon im gonna jail you
(cre) Lucifer: Thats what Noah said!
(cre) Lucifer: call add_to_inv(2 lions)ark
> (newbie) Madonna arrives on Discworld for the first time!
(cre) Puckhades: good grief now jesus' mothers in on it
(cre) Lucifer: friends add David, Giant Killer!
(cre) GoldenThread: [Goliath killed by David (sling shot)]
(cre) Tomas: the ghost of Goliath tells you: Slings are overpowered! downgrape slings!
(cre) Lucifer: Jesus has been idle too long. Jesus leaves Discworld.
(cre) Tomas: call add_property("virgin")mary
(cre) MiKasa: oh you haven't touched Revelation :p
(cre) Lucifer: Bugrep : Mary "I logged off okay, logged back on and I have a baby?"
(cre) Sightblinder: call add_effect("armageddon")all
(cre) Tomas: [mary showed help on "harrasment" to god]
(cre) Lucifer: add_to_pi mary misc : Logged on with Baby, no sexual acts performed. Someone have a talk, please.
(cre) LazerFX: You know, everyone gets the 4 horsemen wrong.
(cre) Sojan: war famin death and pollution - pestilence committed suicide when he heard about penicillin
(cre) LazerFX: Nope. It's a king on a white horse, war, famine, and death with hades following behind.
(cre) Lucifer: War tells Masses: You wouldn't believe the trouble we had getting here.
(cre) Sightblinder: Famine tells Masses: Did anyone remember to pack lunch, I'm starved
(cre) Tricyrfau: call add_effect("/std/effects/ingested/hallucination")john
(cre) GoldenThread: call add_effect("/std/effects/blind")saul in damascus
(cre) Lucifer: cre goto jesus, trans wiseman 1, wiseman 2, wiseman 3
(cre) Tomas: hey, who coded that star? its moving about!
(cre) Lucifer: (cre) Tomas: wiseman tells you: This quest list sez to follow this star to some baby, and i've done that, now wat?
(cre) Lucifer: (cre) GoldenThread: 'typo myrrh'
(cre) Tomas: dest gomorrah
(cre) Lucifer: (cre) Tomas: bug object innkeeper / He says theres no room at the inn, but I can see that there is
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