Twiggy's Land of Quotes!

saffra's world of quotes	a colloseum of quotes
presto's quote page	all the rumours you've heard are true...

Jhn wisps: I don't, Nevvyn ... Mirrors never show the right guy when I look in them.

Terano .NET tells you: She gave me the teeth in a bag..
Terano .NET tells you: Two of them like stalagmites from god.
Terano .NET tells you: and two of them have big enough hooks on them to use as sickles :P

Saffra d'Licious tells you: But California only has four seasons anyway--Fire, Flood, Earthquake and Drought :P

Shabree wisps: and when he holds me in his arms and makes me feel sheltered from the world, he will whisper inimate words in my ear.
Shabree wisps: "p.s., your mom says hi"

Superior wisps: suck the marrow from the bones of life!
Superior wisps: robbie williams said that in the film dead painters club

Cappa wisps: Ahhh, I have seen women, they have staples in funny places.
Cappa wisps: And they all have the same surname, jpg.

(cre) Gruper: Have you registered at http://www.timetravelfund.com/ yet?
(cre) Dek: No - I figured that if they ever got it working, I'd go back and do it.

You cre-tell: synonyms for "exciting"!
(cre) Dogbolter: Arousing.
(cre) Tilly: thrilling
(cre) Terano: 'Terano'

Maya wisps: What hass it got in its packetsess?
Pthag wisps: 0100110

Dreame wisps: And it is written. One with a 300 or more ot.he bonus will walk the disc, and will teach me some.
Dreame wisps: And I will say unto them 'Forsoothe, thy bonus is mightier then mine unto a factor of 2, and worthy are you to teach me.'

(Two) Desparil wisps: Yesterday, I was on the bus traveling home from work. A man of Arabic appearance got off at the stop before mine and I noticed that he had left his bag behind. I grabbed the bag and ran after him, caught up with him and handed him back his bag.
(Two) Desparil wisps: He was extremely grateful to me and when he checked the contents of his bag I noticed what appeared to be large bundles of cash and white powder.
(Two) Desparil wisps: He looked round, made sure nobody was looking and whispered to me: "I can never repay your kindness sir, but I will try to with a word of advice for you and your friends: Tell everyone you care about to stay away from Adelaide."
(Two) Desparil wisps: I was terrified. "Is there going to be a terrorist attack?" I whispered.
(Two) Desparil wisps: "No, sir," he whispered back. "It's a shithole."

(Two) GlennRidge wisps: As I always say: Shallow graves for shallow people :P

Pupazz wisped: I'm also a comunist.
Storm wisped: that's the worst mispelling of the word 'idiot' i've ever seen Pupazz :)

(newbie) SumoSniper: what does death in the box do?
(newbie) Terano: Death in the Box (c) takes the best components of both i) death and ii) a box and combines them in a delightful toy aimed at the 2-200 year market!
(newbie) Terano: It includes the comic hillarity of a tiny death figurine with the action packed fun of a large springy spring!
(newbie) Terano: Death in a box can be yours for the low low price of 14.95
(newbie) Terano: !
(Witches) Lina wisps: terano is annoying ...
(Witches) Terano wisps: I've heard that too Lina.

Goldenthread Al'Gebra tells you: and now i find myself searching for pictures of Phil collins. That's just not right.

[Denbe: You call that charming? Let me tell you a story. There once was a lobster living in the ocean. This lobster was a very unfortunate lobster because it was caught by Genuan fishermen and then bound in twine where it was taken to a Genuan restrant and confined in a fishtank. People came and when, staring at the lobster, pondering it's suitability for food. The lobster met many new lobster friends, but all of them were picked off one by one and thrown, screaming, into boiling water where they were cooked alive. Finally there was only this one little lobster left. But this little lobster was too small and stringy looking for anyone to eat, so it was taken out of the tank. The lobster thought it was going to be freed, but no, it was thrown into a boiling pot like all the others and it's flesh fed to stray cats.]

Terano: You couldn't find a clue in a field of horney clues if it was clue mating season and you were smeared in clue.

(liaison) Twiggy: "sod" also means, "a piece of dirt with some grass in it."
(liaison) Presto: You mean Dantheman?

(cre) Repton: Would you wear the One Ring if you found it ... ?
(cre) Drakkos: If I had the one ring, you'd need a chainsaw to get it off of me.
(cre) Drakkos: Scream. Why does Opera always take an age and a half to load when I desperately want the splash screen to stop blocking everything. Why, if I had the One Ring it wouldn't do that, by golly.
(cre) Drakkos: (Because I'd be off hanging around the ladies changing rooms and to hell with the net)
(cre) Dasquian: Like an opera, it will take several hours to get from the opening "aria" (putting in the address) to the dramatic conclusion (showing the loaded page)
(cre) Dasquian: How well it is named!
(cre) Dasquian: h0h0, I am captain HUMOR

Curious wisps: I myself was quite a Boris in the day.
Twiggy wisps: Quite a Boris?
Curious wisps: In the day.

(cre) Turvity: If you stare at the numbers long enough, they start to look like porn.
(cre) Turvity: The 4 is my favorite. That digit is _built_.

(Two) Pharaoh wisps: anyone here speak spanish?
(Two) Curious wisps: I tried once.
(Two) Curious wisps: The waiter bought me two shaving mirrors and a porceline duck.

(intergossip) Presto: my last two years in college, we lived in a basment apartment and a bunch of girls lived upstairs. There was a window in their shower which was mostly transparent.
(intergossip) Presto: we called it our home entertainment center

(BARBIE SIZZLE AND POP) Danbala Wedo tries to make a point or something similar.

You cre-tell: Alas! The video store was open, but the doorway was blocked by burly men with paintbrushes.
(cre) Danbala: I hope you dested them?
(cre) Sousjagne: I'm sure you could have ... pursuaded ... them to move.
You cre-tell: I said to them, "dest burly workmen" and they said, "What?"
You cre-tell: Well.. they had three ladders blocking the doorway.
(cre) Rywfol: Unfortunately, twiggy is not a creator on RLMud.
You cre-tell: I assumed that if they were blocking the doorway, they didn't want my business. So I went away :)
(cre) Presto: you should have call move("/room/rubbish") on them
(cre) Wobin: or do_death()!
(cre) Danbala: or just mv_d them to /dev/null
You cre-tell: You can't kill the good people of Blockbuster!
You cre-tell: However, you can certainly put them in /dev/null.
(cre) Dasquian: add_exit("gaping hole", "/d/oz/sydney/buildings/blockbusters", "road")here
(cre) Dasquian: Then stepped through the new found gap!
(cre) Wobin: call run_away()workman
You cre-tell: "bug room", "The room desc mentions a Blockbuster video store, but I cannot enter south into the store."
(cre) Rodion: "d r The description also mentions painters, blocking the entrance. Denied."
(cre) Rywfol: If you can do that why not find_object("video")->move(environment(this_object()); ?
(cre) Dasquian: dup coins; dup coins; dup coins; dup coins; bribe workman;
(cre) Rywfol: Couldn't you call that function remotely too, no need to leave your chair
You cre-tell: I wanted to "browse" the videos.
(cre) Dasquian: Or you could just cheat and "goto" the video store
(cre) Dasquian: Having exec irl would rox0r so badly ;p

(cre) Rywfol wonders what humanitarians eat.

Terano .NET tells Dogbolter Dot Com, Siel Wyrd and you: tjhe second rule rf drunkm club is taht you don;'t tak aobut drunlk drlbu

(cre) Kiaril: I have less than || of formal logic. Normally just running past really quickly and hoping nobody notices works.

You tell Sasquatch: How's life in your part of the world? :)
Sasquatch exclaims to you: couldnt be better!
Sasquatch tells you: had a remarkable stroke of lick
Sasquatch exclaims to you: eek, luck!!

Tigara wisps: Discworld! Sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.

Danbala Wedo tells you: ...neither did I notice that I had aliased vis so I coulnd't go visible ;P

Terano wisps: Log! Log! Log! It's big, it's heavy, it's derivative is 1/x!

Anavrin gnaws on your leg.
Your sense of balance feels momentarily disturbed.

Vygotsk exclaims to you: BRYN IT SAYS I DONT HAVE PARMISSION TO LOOK AT YOUR BALLS!!!!
Vygotsk squeezes her fingers together and says to you: "YOUR BALLS CRASHED MY BROWSER"

Maya wisps: Taffyd wasn't born. He was compiled.

Maya wisps: Don't knock children. Wonderful little creatures, mostly.
Maya wisps: No, wait, I'm thinking of dogs. Sorry.

Sokkard wisps: I hear Switz and Switz are a couple now.
Dasquian wisps: I heard Switzo was cheating on himself behind his own back.
Etain wisps: wouldn't he have to be very... flexible... to do that?

(cre) Vashti: Have you met my parents?
(cre) Terano: Yes, they seemed quite charming!
(cre) Terano: Your dog is ugly though.
(cre) Vashti: That was me.

(cre) Taffyd: t
(cre) Taffyd: this is the worst keyboard ever
(cre) Taffyd: the keboard Idropped a cactus onworks etterthanthisone

Uzai says: a guy paid me $10 to mend his loins cloak
Uzai says: and gave me a yellow ring

Ibblek Ookerton exclaims to you: Twiggy, I have an agatean chlong of destiny!
You tell Ibblek Ookerton: So I hear.
Ibblek Ookerton tells you: It's tragic, innit? I can't look at it though
Ibblek Ookerton asks you: What's the point of having a huge chlong if you can't touch it?
Ibblek Ookerton tells you: If you're logging, I would just like to say that it's not my fault :P

Ozzy exclaims to you: I am so smart, I am so Smart!
Ozzy exclaims to you: S-M-R-T!
Ozzy slaps his forehead and exclaims: D'oh! at you.

(Two) Curious wisps: http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com
(Two) Curious wisps: I hereby declare the internet "evil".
(Two) Crovax wisps: Hadn't you worked it out _by now_ Curious?
(Two) Curious wisps: Yes, but I thought I was the one putting the evil in!

Cygic wisps: im barly evil
Jhn wisps: What, like, you stalk the sugar canes and strike terror into their little cellulose hearts?

(Assassins) Syma wisps: okies, try the rum with some cock, good fresh lime and some bitters. *yummy*
(Assassins) Syma wisps: blushes furiously
(Assassins) Syma wisps: i meant coke

Curious Forestweaver tells Terano .NET and you: Excuse me, I must be off to the little hax0rs room.
Terano .NET tells Curious Forestweaver and you: Don't forget to flush()

(Two) Turvity wisps: So you don't like green eggs and ham?
(Two) Turvity wisps: Mr. Perception, Sam-I-Am.

-- Dr Seuss gets an attitude problem.
Quoted from http://www.fruvous.com/lyr-set6.html#greeneggs

Ibblek Ookerton tells you: Twiggy! Dogbolter's going to delete me! ;)
You exclaim to Ibblek Ookerton: I applaud his judgemen- I mean, that's terrible!
Ibblek Ookerton eeks at you.
Ibblek Ookerton sulks in the corner near you.
You tell Ibblek Ookerton: Now now, I'm sure you deserve it..
You tell Ibblek Ookerton: Why's he going to delete you then ;)
Ibblek Ookerton tells you: He said he was a cereal killer. All I asked was if that meant he was a frosted flake.

Athame wisps: arent lesbians those turkish looking guys with guns?
Athame wisps: dow .. thats lybians .. i keep getting them confused :P

Dogbolter wisps: I could do the whole domain ;-)

(cre) Terano: Hmm.. my head is full of LPC.. I was just thinking that Twiggy was dreaming in strings, while I was dreaming in object references..

Ungar wisps: You have a good look at the ground and scavenge a long sword from a pothole. No wonder we don't have bicycles around.

Taffyd wisps: CWC is coded with punch cards, why do you think it takes so long?

You creator-tell: "dest all firstborn in egypt"

(two) Blake wisps: You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

BFG wisps: Hmm.. Heart of Glass by Blondie just popped into my head
BFG wisps: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart...
BFG wisps: But the very next day...
BFG wisps: You ate it with gravy!
BFG wisps: This Christmas, I'll give you my spleen..
Augusta wisps: This year, I'll take liver and ear, and give them to someone special...

Lijon wisps: Heh... cres need to think up some synonyms for "some objects you can't make out".
Talge wisps: 'Women'

Sokkard wisps: Drakkos is so stupid, when he wears an 'I'm with Stupid' T-shirt, he has to wear it inside out!

> Somehow you feel better at dealing with balls flying at you than you did before.

Eldric Bach tells you: shining and moonchild were playing around with it yesterday when I first told them about this
Eldric Bach tells you: I stripped buck naked, played with the worm sword....you name it...

Sloth wisps: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

Nasty wisps: please, help me! I'm a newbie, and I want a light source
Dogbolter wisps that he sets Nasty on fire.

[cut me own throat dibbler killed by skepticism (with a call)]

(cre) Dishrag: Now let us all handfist eachother with thanks and praise.
(cre) Dogbolter handfists Dishrag.
(cre) Wobin: Handfisting...
(cre) Twiggy: ....
(cre) Saist: Wobin..don't go there!!
(cre) Nevvyn: ... (!!?!)
(cre) Dishrag: Gnah! fast!
Dishrag handfists you while you aren't looking.
(cre) Drakkos: It's been a while since we had a good fisting conversation.
(cre) Dogbolter: Well we got there from would getting married make me better in bed, and Dishrag asked to be fisted...
(cre) Dishrag: cant say i remember the last time we fisted, Drakkos...
(cre) Drakkos: Sob, how soon they forget.
(cre) Drakkos: Perhaps it meant nothing to you, you bastard, but I still have the latex glove!
(cre) Drakkos: I'm sentimental like that

Trinity wisps: I'll have a kid, but only if I can keep the leftovers in the freezer ;)

Ded wisps: That isn't my fault - when I have kids, they'll be more important to me than anything else :)
Dogbolter wisps: Ded, you can have kids.
Dogbolter wisps: This very afternoon.
Dogbolter wisps: I can deliver.

(cre) Drakkos: I have a dog that has no nose.
(cre) Nevvyn: how does it smell?
(cre) Drakkos: It doesn't... it has no nose.
(cre) Nevvyn prepares to roll around laughing.
(cre) Nevvyn rolls around laughing.
(cre) Nevvyn: No! Wrong answer!
(cre) Drakkos peers at Nevvyn. You find handicapped canines to be amusing?
(cre) Nevvyn: You're _supposed_ to say "Awful".. sheesh.
(cre) Nevvyn: how does it smell? Awful? Geddit? *sighs*
(cre) Nevvyn boots the tumbleweed out of the way.
(cre) Drakkos: Why would it smell Awful? He's not even in my house.
(cre) Drakkos: And even if he was, the dog has no nose, you cruel, dog-hating freak!
(cre) Drakkos: Punchline? What punchline? I was making conversation!
(cre) Drakkos sobs.

(cre) Drakkos: My dog has no nose!
(cre) Twiggy: Poor dog!
(cre) Drakkos nods sadly.
(cre) Twiggy: (/~twiggy/quotes/ - you're already there, Drakkos, get a new repetoire)
(cre) Drakkos: Jesus. :-( I'm too unimaginative to come up with new material.
(cre) Drakkos: My dog has no... ears.
(cre) Twiggy: How does he hear?
(cre) Twiggy: ... it's just not the same :(
(cre) Drakkos nods sadly.
(cre) Drakkos: No-one laughed at my nun joke either.
(cre) Twiggy: What's black and white and red all over?
(cre) Drakkos: A newspaper?
(cre) Twiggy: A nun in Japanese rope bondage!
(cre) Drakkos: No, I'm pretty sure it's a newspaper.
(cre) Drakkos: 'cause it's black... the ink. And the page is white. And read (red) all over because people are so interested in the world around them.
(cre) Twiggy hugs Drakkos comfortingly.
(cre) Twiggy: There, there.
(cre) Drakkos: I know another joke!
(cre) Twiggy: That makes two!
(cre) Drakkos: A man walks into a bar and says 'Give me a crocodile sandwich and don't take a long time about it, and put some salt on it. Not too much tho' because I have to watch my sodium levels. And coudl I have a glass of tepid water to go with it'?
(cre) Drakkos looks expectant.
(cre) Bakhtosh: And then what happened?
(cre) Drakkos: And then his nose fell off.
(cre) Drakkos: And the bartender says 'That man has no nose!'
(cre) Drakkos: And everyone wept and rent their garments.
(cre) Twiggy: No!
(cre) Twiggy: Bad Drakkos!

(cre) Nevvyn: I have a dog that has no nose.
(cre) Dogbolter: How does it smell?
(cre) Nevvyn: It doesn't, it has no nose.
(cre) Drakkos: That's really sad, Nevvyn. :-(
(cre) Drakkos: I have the number of a support group that may be able to help you.

> The poor beggar asks: Did you know that Maya said 'Do unto others as they would have done unto you had you not done unto them what you are now doing.'?

(cre) Terano: Wow, everyone I know is churning out babies like.. well.. not exactly like butter, because a butter churn isn't used in the manufacture of babies..

[Ibblek: You call that insult? That's never a proper insult, that's just putting words in a line and hoping to poke someone with it. Why my Auntie Diluvian once insulted the country of Lancre and it was so embarrassed it scrunched up into a mountain top.]
[Ibblek: You call that godbothering? That's not Godbotherin' that's god sucking up. Try not to whine! Build more archways! quit hiding in corners from witches, it's embarrassing Sandelfon.]

Egor wisps: 'bother', said Pooh, as Piglet was assimilated by the borg

(intercre) Erienne@Age of the Celts: Sorry, still a little wet behind the text

(cre) Eboin: we playink doctor and patient now?
> Dunstan Tichenor exclaims: An opportunity not to be missed!

(Assassins) VoodooKing: Can I store my blowpipe in a leather thong?

(cre) Taffyd: I am a dancing cabbage, see me dance

(Apex) Ibblek: *laugh* someone left an 'assassins do it on the run' label here
(Apex) Trinity: I would do it, given half a chance :P
(Apex) Ibblek: you're a warrior :P
(Apex) Mercury: Then.. What's the one for warriors?
(Apex) Pranthea: "warriors do it.. ugh"
(Apex) Ibblek: priests do it in an altar'd state
(Apex) Pranthea: "thieves do it from behind"? :)
(Apex) Hagi: Priests do it like gods *nodnods*
(Apex) Pupazz: priests do it _with_ gods :P
(Apex) Twister: wizards do it like magic
(Apex) Marble: wizards glow when they do it
(Apex) Twiggy: Thieves do it and hope you don't notice until later.
(Apex) Marble: do thieves leave a receipt after they do it?
(Apex) Marble: People pay assassins to do it to others
(Apex) Trinity: Wizards do it in order? *shrugs*
(Apex) Bungee: Priests always use protection?
(Apex) Valourheart: make love, not fire bunnies
(Apex) Trinity: Wizards do it after lunch?
(Apex) Hagi: PKs do it with anyone.

(cre) Dragonkin: The Collect Call of Chutulu - budget version of the classic rpg!

[Mcchicken: You call that casting? I've seen blind, deaf trolls use magic better than that! You're worse at casting than the daftest wet hen! Why, Black Nanny McNugget, maysherestinpeace, now there was a witch who was good at casting! She could cast better than Helen Keller with prosthetic legs!]
[Mcchicken: You call that palming? You're about as slippery as an eel that's been covered in wd40 and then licked clean by a cat's tongue! Possibly, anyway.]
McChicken tells you: You've got to be creative in this industry. :)

Maya wisps: He should be called Clearance

(Apex) Eldric wisps: still feel it's kinda weird though....well, he's talking about ships and vapour coming to the surface and hydrogen and stuff...wasn't till I started watching for a bit that I figured out it was about airships like the Hindenburg
(Apex) Eldric wisps: still got that Nazi sub thing floating around in my brain I guess....

(cre) Wobin: Pavlova... Mmmmmmmmm
(cre) Twiggy: Did someone say pavlova?
(cre) Rhinehold's mouth drools at the mention of pavlova...
(cre) Rhinehold: my dog seems to be drooling too... hmmm...
(cre) Rhinehold: (pavlovian response)

Kissaki wisps: men tal note: do'nt type wjen drunk

> The quiet troll child exclaims: Lick my nipples!
(cre) Dek: Do trolls even *have* nipples?
(cre) Twiggy: They have pointy calceous bits, I think.
(cre) Dek: So - the child could simply be offering a salt lick?
The quiet troll child exclaims: YOUR FINAL THOUGHTS OF MOUSSEY ARE HAPPY RECOLLECTIONS OF THE FINE TIMES YOU HAD!!!
The quiet troll child says: of course they were softer. they were human heads

Saffra d'Licious tells you: Nice breasts, by the way. I see what you meant.

LeafStar wisps: anyone else here hate microsoft ?
Taffyd.NET wisps: What's wrong with Microsoft?

(assassins) Janus wisps: why does janus cross the road :P
(assassins) Spiderman wisps: Because the chicken had a contract on its head?

(Sydmudspammers) Stargazer d'Solis: or you could go to avis, get a car and when they ask where you're taking it, tell them alan sent you.

(SydMudSpammers) Melian V'Lask: Adonis tells you: I was told if im nice to you, I could possibly get some hot wild steamy cow netsex? intrested? :)

Metropolis says: "Would you like sugar with your coffee" -> Rhinehold: "While I do not prefer sugar in my coffee, I feel it is every American's God Given Right to have as much sugar as they want in their coffee. Sugar doesn't kill people, people do!"

(cre) Terano: Oh yeah, well.. well.. I invented arms!
(cre) Terano: All of them, if you've got hands, you have me to thank!

(cre) Igraine: If cows could eat meat, they'd be roasting us. I say no mercy.

Saffra: All governments suck. Some suck less than others.
Skreep: In terms of sex scandals? Duh.

(assassins) Maelin: What if you made her regen and then I let you do me sexual favours?
(assassins) Maelin: Argh crap

(cre) Eight opens her Micro$oft Bible, with the latest edition of Bill Gates Bible Service pack 7, entitled "Mein Compiler!".
(cre) Eight recites, "Yay, and verilly and such thynge that shall come to pass. All shall use mein compiler and clightly stlen code and modified standards, without being able to port such code, for mein is the only programmes worth watching, or using, as it is forteold, so I have written, as prophesised (by me)!"

(Thieves) Taffyd wisps: Chowmein is so lazy, that the word can't even begin to describe his slothfulness. Chowmein transcends all mortal descriptions of laziness. He is the King of Procrastination, the Prince of Putting Off, the slackest and most dedicated of couch potatoes!

(assassins) Staria: well I'd like to see a tm channel myself :o)
(assassins) Staria: "woo pierce tm" "wow how'd you manage that" "by piercing!" "wow" etc etc

> Some buildings head north out of Bottle Road for a break.

You hop into Zimp's arms.
Zimp staggers around for a bit.
You trip and fall over.

[Taffyd enters Discworld (Liaison)]

(cre) Saffra: One has to root for the underdog sometimes.
(cre) Shrike: don't root the underdog. it's illegal in 48 states.

(cre) Ceres considers an l33t curse.

(cre) Terano: WHAT LIGHT THRUOGH YONDAR WINDOW BREAKS, IT SI TEH EAST AND JULEIT SI TEH SUN YUOR GETTING MY WRATH!!1!
(cre) Presto: TAHTS THE QESTION!!! WETHR ITS NOBOLER IN TTEH MIND 2 SFFUER THE SLNIGS N ARRWOS...

(cre) Kili: What happens if I do something like 'call move( "/d/guilds/assassins/items/" )me'? Just out of curiousity. =)
(cre) Twiggy: nothing.
(cre) Twiggy: since it's not an object.
(cre) Terano: It will try to move you to a room that doesn't exist..
(cre) Kili: Ah. I'm still trying to figure out how Exote ended up in my genitals.
(cre) Kili: Erm. They were my talker, you see. And he was in them, some how. =)

Kili The Male tells you: Bah. That's all done with innuendo. I can't think of any way to tickle my penis with a feather without being explicit. =P

Athame wisps: ooooh ... i saw someone doing rude things to the gnome in the forest .....
Athame wisps: mayhaps it was a gnome-o-sexual?

You say: Assassins suck there so worthless, they are so bad.
You notice Pepsi D'Man nearby.
Pepsi D'Man shakes his head at you.
You ask Pepsi D'Man: what? i thought you didnt like assassins...
You notice Janus nearby.
Janus leaps out at you catching you completely unawares.
Janus neatly fillets you with one of his thieves daggers.
Janus neatly fillets you with one of his thieves daggers.
Janus stabs you right through with one of his thieves' daggers.
Janus stabs you right through with one of his thieves' daggers.
Janus dealt the death blow to you.
Somebody says: MY WE'VE BEEN A LITTLE CARELESS HAVEN'T WE.

-- 'Why I Became An Assassin' by Harbinger.

Mad wisps: Many wolves and a squirrel are standing here.
Mad wisps: You count twenty-five wolves.
Commando wisps: Concentrate on the squirrel.
Commando wisps: It's the ring leader.

(cre) Curious: I see dead people!
(cre) Wenda: that's nothing, I see live ones.

(assassins) Martin: Marilyin Manson used to have a role in a tv sit-com or something...
(assassins) Martin: When he was younger, of course. Apperantly, he played the resident geek.
(assassins) Mekong: if its wonder years you're talking about, that's one of them urban wossnames
(assassins) Twiggy: urban trailer parks?
(assassins) Martin: Urban Legends?
(assassins) Karek: urban assault vehicles?
(assassins) Twiggy: Mm. Marilyn Manson is an urban assault vehicle.
(assassins) Martin: Weapons of Choise: Sonic Booms?
(assassins) Twiggy: if he ever decides to do a movie, that would be a blockbuster.

(cre) Tannah: Repurg exclaims: Bow down before me and worship, heathen! Drakkos Wyrmstalker worships Repurg. The troll bodyguard says: Hands where I can see dem.
(cre) Drakkos: My reputation preceeds me.

The well-fed wizard asks: Do you know what kind of powers you are messing with?
The slabby troll child says: yes
The well-fed wizard exclaims: Before lunch too. Have some compassion!

Endeavour wisps: Descartes in a pub... barman says 'one for the road?' Descartes says 'I think not' and prompty fails to exist.

[assassins] Soxy wisps: just have a group palm session

(cre) Tannah: "Now broom you must now sweep for me the dust that fills my room." "No, Djohn, I willnot sweep for you, for I am not your broom."
(cre) Presto: "I am, in fact, a Hoover upright."

LooMER wisps: anyone want to buy a talker?

Dain wisps: Anyone else looking for the T-shop at the moment?
Criffs wisps: whats in it?
Morax wisps: tea
Asherah wisps: a drink with jam and bread!
Criffs wisps: i think you are a little confused?
Morax wisps: me??
Evening wisps: A name I call myself!

DLsss wisps: one day that thingy will be pried from your hands y'know
Ibblek wisps: I'm not sure I want to know what thingie.
Chowmein wisps: Rywfol's, of course.
Ibblek wisps: *eeks* no wonder we never see Rywfol around. Taffyd's got his thingie
DLsss wisps: and he wont let go of it neither :P
Chowmein wisps: I heard it was, err, stuck to his hand, permenantly
Ibblek wisps: He's got it in both hands too.
Chowmein wisps: And how do you know this, Ibblek? :P
Ibblek wisps: He's standing right here waving the thing at me
Chowmein wisps: Ooh you lucky thing.
Chowmein wisps: Ibblek is the chosen one!
Tannah wisps: Rywfol's thingie is quantum in four directions, as I understand it. He can't possibly have the whole thing in his hands.
Chowmein wisps: Maybe he just has biiiiig hands?
Taffyd wisps: Believe me, I have the whole of Rywfol's thingie...
Taffyd wisps: In my hands!
DLsss wisps: he's defintely got a constrictors grip of at least one of the directions though

Terano wisps: Bah, I'm only slightly l33t. Possibly only l22t, even.

Belgarion wisps: if no-oone knows whats wrong, how you know its stable?
Archana wisps: cause I think I know what happened and i fixed it
MudOS driver shouts: shutting down immediately.

(cre) Tilly: Help, time's going backwards! >Squelch. >It has started snowing. >You feel dry now.
(cre) Dek envies Dry.

(cre) Dek's car caught fire last night while he was asleep in bed.
(cre) Terano: Do you know why?
(cre) Dek: Police don't know yet.
(cre) Dek: Bah. Bloody phone.
(cre) Eight: that's on fire too?

Eldric tells you: I don't know.....creators don't really sell well these days...all I ever hear anymore is "Where are the Chocolate Assassins" and "I want a Chocolate Assassin".....the thing is I had to take those off of the shelves....people kept dying from eating the damn things....but it kept the assassin population down at least.....

BFG wisps: Anyone want to buy a lovely pair of smooth black silk underwear?
BFG wisps: One previous owner.. large Wizard with good body hygiene.