who's that geek?

How to play:
a) guess who said the following quotes;
b) submit your answer with your primary Discworld character's name and your current email address.
c) win Big Prizes!

who said...

.... wisps: Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Arrr.

your discworld name
your email address
who's that geek?

Entries for round 3 of who's that geek will close monday night, 30th april, seattle time.
The correct answers will be posted on this page
You may enter as many times as you like, but your first entry is the only one that counts.

Round 2: September 2000

(cre) Mikasa: Sorry I couldn't help, I was busy with Gonnorhea

Round 1: August 2000

When lemming asked...

(cre) Lucky: ok, a man is found dead 400 meters from an ice cream van on a beach, with no visible injuries. The ice cream in his hand has just barely started melting...how'd he die?

He shouldn't have expected a straight answer from his fellow creators. He got the following replies...

(cre) Shrike: he was run over by the truck! (in an ice-cream vendor turf war)

(cre) Dasquian: He fell over, and got his foot caught in seaweed. Then, the tide washed over him drowning him. A small kid walked past and put an ice cream in his hand.

(cre) Turvity: He committed suicide, because he realised that he was trapped in a question-and-answer scenario.

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