A few assorted quotes that I found amusing... 
    Moonchild asks you: soxy? Wierd word... Meaning someone wearing
                    nothing but socks, and wearing them with style?
    The one person who'd never heard of Soxy... 
    Kitiana DeVious tells you: i see how it is! next time i'll strip naked and 
                   do cartwheels and splits in front of you to get your attention.
    Promises, promises... 
    Gilthanas exclaims to you: smoo, spanger, hairy chequebook, beared clam, 
                           love tunnel, passion palace, you know!
Gilthanas exclaims to you: mischat!
[...]
Gilthanas tells you: I'm sooooo embarrassed.
    Quite :-) 
    (Playtesters) Lobo wisps: anyone know a good online thesaurus?
(Playtesters) Ibblek wisps: I don't believe in 'em. They went extinct during the cretaceous

    (cre) Anni: i want to find out how much more crapping on i need to do :)

    (cre) Ariadne: someone must be logging.
(cre) Drakkos: No, it's just the way I'm sitting.

    (cre) Twiggy: There really isn't much to say for the taste of unbathed whore...
    But it's nice to see someone researching a topic properly. 
    (cre) Sojan finds a tree to string Dogbolter up from.
(cre) Drakkos: He'll like that.  He's always wanted to be well hung.

    Sousjagne d'Espoir asks you: Is Deksleftfoot your character?
You ask Sousjagne d'Espoir: How'd you guess?
Sousjagne d'Espoir asks you: Have you read "help multiplechars"?
You ask Sousjagne d'Espoir: Erm - test character?
Sousjagne d'Espoir tells you: Oh dear.
Sousjagne d'Espoir tells you: You're a cre. :)
Sousjagne d'Espoir tells you: I am officially insane.
    OK - so it's hardly a one-liner. But it amused me immensely. 
    (cre) Dogbolter: Bloody hell, anyone got a recipe for fox?
                 This one's going mental and may need kebabing.
    Dogbolter broadens his horizons. 
    (cre) Drakkos heads off to work to stab some children in the face
    Drakkos, when bored. Parents beware. 
    (cre) Drakkos: I agree, Gin... the one thing that's missing
	           from a trip to the supermarket are bottles of 
	           brand-name semen.
    Perhaps a letter to Tescos is called for here? 
    DantheMan tells you: the look on carmine's face when we heard the people
                     outside the cubicle say "wow, what big feet you have, 
                     all four of them" will go to the grave with me :)
    Sooner rather than later once she's seen this page. 
    DantheMan tells you: I never realised you were such a bastard :)
    No-one ever does, until it's TOO LATE!. 
    Pthag wisps: Even smaller than mine, I bet.
...
Pthag wisps: (Please, do not take the quote out of context...)
     Now - whyever would someone do a thing like that? 
    (cre) Sasquatch: of course, I have no plans for my testicles to be removed, 
                 let alonr=e letting my intestines fall out
     You can imagine the global sense of relief at this announcement. 
    Tilly Wyrd tells you: Heck, if they aren't too long, show me anyway :-)
Tilly Wyrd is too curious for her own good.
     Only if you show me yours first... 
    Tilly Wyrd tells you: Oh, in return, you can have alook at mine. 
                      It doesn't look as funky as yours, but it's 
                      there anyway
    Hmmm... 
    (cre) Rhinehold: erm, you're asking how Foolish's pussy smells?
    Don't be daft. Nothing that crude would ever be discussed on cre. 
    (cre) Foolish: Well I did manage to drown in the spa surrounded by nekkid virgins, 
               but that was an accident.
    But of course. 
    (cre) Foolish: Well it was only because it would be difficult to explain having two pussies :)
    Which is perfectly understandable. 
    Dinnehtime tells you: btw never bring a woman to orgasm when
	                  she's nibbling on your ear....
    Words of wisdom that I shall always remember. 
    (cre) Tilly: I want a new keyboard, ffs :P
(cre) Dogbolter: Suck harder, woman.
    Dogbolter - hardware expert extraordinaire! 
    [name deleted] tells you: Pepsi ma man.. Siel here :P Any chance for croc resque? :P
    Which gives the lie to anyone who claims that creators don't play the game fully...
    Courtesy of Pepsi     
    (cre) Leeda: I hate having sex on the floor, it gives me horrible carpet burns.
    Now you know! 
    You tell Arcane: I think I'm making too big a deal out of things anyway,
                 but these things have a way of blowing up in my face..
Arcane magically asks you: some girrls like that sort of thing ;-?
    Courtesy of Trilogy. 
    (cre) Monet: can I say fart on here?
(cre) Danbala: Fuck no.
    Lordly judgements in action. 
    (cre) Drakkos: When I was a lad we never got to go play until we could masturbate a 
               bee into a hive and spread the semen on our toast.
    Which probably explains a great deal. 
    (cre) Drakkos: The first time that I say ya girl, I knew that I just had to make you mine.
(cre) Drakkos: But it's so hard to talk to you with bee semen almost always on my mind.
(cre) goldenthread does a double take.
(cre) Exote: Heh
You cre-tell: You're just trying to get onto quotes pages, aren't you?
(cre) Drakkos is a quotes whore.
     No comment needed. 
    (cre) Etain: ooh yes
(cre) Etain: i remember her nipples now
    That's nice... 
    (cre) Nevvyn: But, being vulcan and all, she's got that "take me up the bum 
              and demean me" attitude.

Some fantasies should be kept private.

    Shabree Wynterfyre tells Melusine Lusignan and you: ahh. well, Dek, you remind
                                                    me of one of those portable vibrators
Melusine Lusignan tells Shabree Wynterfyre and you: oh? :)
> Shabree Wynterfyre exclaims to Melusine Lusignan and you: the kind that you can
     keep in your pocket and that are in the shape of lipstick. you might be
     quiet for a while, but when I fli your switch you are ready for action!
    That's nice...
    So - I log in today, to find an email from Wirble quoting this: 
    Tarzan wisped: The fog becomes overly friendly with your nether regions.
Hurukan wisped: Awww...it likes you!
Archana wisped: The fog is just very friendly
Tarzan wisped: It made me dead
Archana wisped: actually i made you dead
    And then I quit the mailer, and I get this... 
    Archana tells you: I'm killing pt's isn't it grand
    Which explains it all, really. 
    (cre) Kesira: Oh great :( I shoved tissue up my runny nose now the
tissue got wet and broke off when I pulled it out and now the remaining
bit it stuck and making me sneeze every 3 seconds :(
(cre) Etain blinks
(cre) Rywfol: Gah. Shopping should pack itself away. the world would be a much happier place.
(cre) Etain: why in gods name did you need to tell *us* that?
(cre) Carmine: Blow your nose?
(cre) Rywfol: In the manner of an orgasm, Kes?
You cre-tell: Kesira... too much information.
(cre) Miv: I just went for a piss!
    Ho hum. 
    You cre-tell: Why do you have a gun?
(cre) Rhinehold: self defense.
(cre) Rhinehold: Why do you not have one?
(cre) Rhinehold sniggers
(cre) Rhinehold: DB has one I betcha
(cre) Dogbolter: Do I look like a redneck?
     
    Skyhigh tells you: I got my sister to write down the name, etc, but shes in hell
Skyhigh exclaims to you: hull!
    There's a difference? 
    (cwc) Mollow: hurrah, i made the bank manager sweat :)
(cwc) Miv: You slept with him?
    It'd take more than that, surely?