(cre) Dogbolter: afk to suck Haloj's cock.
(cre) Zacovia: Mmm, yummy.
(cre) Drakkos: Good thing you have a pineapple handy.
(cre) Drakkos: Or that he does...
(cre) Zacovia: Yeah, never suck cock without a pineapple handy.

(cre) Tannah: So we're banishing Bonk and Beyonk but not Shaun, eh?
(cre) Dogbolter: Yeah :-)
(cre) Sasquatch mutters
(cre) Dasquian: Bonk and Beyonk are from the books, Shaun isn't :)
(cre) Tannah: M'kay.  Just checking. :)
(cre) Sasquatch decides not to get involved in that
                     argum^H^H^H^H^Hdiscussion again
(cre) Dogbolter: We have an erratic and variably applied naming policy.
(cre) Drakkos: For example, we allow names that promote bestiality into the
                    creator ranks.
(cre) Tilly: We do?
(cre) Dogbolter: It's a woodwork term.
(cre) Drakkos: Yeah, and felch is an interesting variety of raffia
                    woodwork.
(cre) Dogbolter: *nothing* to do with forcing your twitching manhood onto a
                      beagle.
(cre) Dasquian: Mmm... beagle.
(cre) Drakkos: And the moral of the story is...
(cre) Gin: Always earmuff cre

(cwc) Taffyd d'Licious: I am laughing so hard.. I am having trouble containing myself. :p
(cwc) Dasquian: What about? :)
(cwc) Taffyd d'Licious: Terano accidently sar'd all a's to e's in his ritual code.
(cwc) Taffyd d'Licious: he has no RCS
(cwc) Dasquian: ROFL
(cwc) Dasquian casts fire pessege
(cwc) Taffyd d'Licious: hehe.
(cwc) Taffyd d'Licious: bad boy :P
(cwc) Dasquian: Mwehehe.
(cwc) Taffyd d'Licious: .12] #define IMMUNITY "immune to feer ritual"
(cwc) Dasquian: *snigger*
(cwc) Taffyd d'Licious: .43] "$tp_name$ shouts some stecceto syllebles et you.\n" }),
(cwc) Dasquian: lol

(cre) Nevvyn: Ohpoo..
(cre) Nevvyn: I'm having a Dogbolter.
(cre) Nevvyn: My C: drive has 4 meg left.
[... time passes ...]
You creator-tell: If having a baby is like passing a watermelon, what
	              would having a Dogbolter be like?
(cre) Dek ponders this new Question for the Day.
(cre) Tilly: Where on Earth did you even get that idea?
(cre) Taffyd: Four wheel drive pops to mind
(cre) Dek points to one of Nevvyn's earlier cre-tells.
(cre) Tilly: Oi...
(cre) Taffyd: I don't have any green clothes to wear to a St Pats
	          party tomorrow
You creator-tell: (cre) Nevvyn: I'm having a Dogbolter.
(cre) Tilly: It's St Pats tomorrow? gee how time flies...
(cre) Mansarde: just buy a tin of green bodypaint, and go nekkid!
(cre) Mansarde: maybe buy two shades of bodypaint, for interest value.
(cre) Tilly: But I guess even Dogbolters are born rather small, don't
	         you think?
(cre) Tilly: Ask his mom.
You creator-tell: I was thinking more of the current version.
(cre) Tilly: Oh...but how can you be so sure he meant 'having' in the
	         same sense as 'having a baby'?
You creator-tell: I'm pretty sure he didn't, if you want to get picky
	              about it... :-)
(cre) Taffyd: He might have meant "having" as in "having one round for
	          tea"
(cre) Tilly is always picky. You know that.
(cre) Dek just took the unheard of step (on cre, anyway) of twisting
      someone else's words.
(cre) Mansarde: or "having" as in "having him over the bonnet of his
                car"
(cre) Dek isn't sure which is more worrying.
(cre) Taffyd: ie: "I'm having English Breakfast Tea" "Really? Well I'm
	          having Dogbolter"
(cre) Tilly: There's so many options!

(cre) Trilogy: Something is buggered and I'm so confused by now I
               don't know if I'm coming or going :/
(cre) Nioth: This is new? :)
(cre) Trilogy: l corpse  blah blah Carrying large backpack.
(cre) Drakkos: If you're buggered, someone is probably com...
(cre) Dek sees so many opportunities for dirty comments, he doesn't
      know where to start.
(cre) Drakkos stares into space.
(cre) Trilogy: l backpack in corpse Cannot find "corpse", no match.
(cre) Belgarion chuckles
(cre) Trilogy: Any ideas?
(cre) Dogbolter: Come.
You creator-tell: Try coming. It's more fun.
Dogbolter Dot Com high fives you.
You low five Dogbolter Dot Com.
(cre) Trilogy: Og ffs :(

(cre) Terano: Fucking new driver :P
You creator-tell: Is it good for the driver too?
(cre) Sera hopes terano used protection
You creator-tell: And is it love? Or just indulging your
                  mutual lust?
(cre) Sera: will you still respect it in the morning?
You creator-tell: No wonder we get through new drivers so
                  fast. Terano just shags 'em, then looks
                  for something better :-(
(cre) Sera: tis true, dek
(cre) Drakkos: I think this driver was already shagged
               before Terano got to it.
(cre) Sera: is that a confession drakkos?
You creator-tell: So - Terano takes Drakkos' soiled
                  hand-me-downs?
(cre) Siel: bbl
(cre) Sera: ewww

(cre) Kili sidles up to Tilly. If your left leg was Christmas, and
	your right leg was Thanksgiving, could I come visit you between
	the holidays?
(cre) Drakkos: Smooth!
(cre) Taffyd: that's terrible. :P
(cre) Tilly: Horrible pick up line if you ask me :P
(cre) Kili grins.
(cre) Taffyd: Go directly to jail, do not collect $200, and join your
	cellmail Walter.
(cre) Carmine: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it
	against me?
(cre) Taffyd: cellmate:P
(cre) Tilly: Do you often get dates, Kili?
(cre) Drakkos: The word of the days is 'legs'.  Let's go back to my
	place and spread the word.
(cre) Drakkos: Cellmale!
(cre) Taffyd: hehe
(cre) Kili: Actually, no, I never get dates. *sniffle*
(cre) Kili sings Nobody Loves Me.
(cre) Tilly: You might want to try a different approach.
(cre) Taffyd: "You've got 30 seconds to go with me or I bust this
	little prostitution ring you've got going."
(cre) Kili: What about 'Those clothes look great, but they'd look
	better on my bedroom floor'?
(cre) Tilly: No good.
(cre) Drakkos: Just walk up to a girl and do your elephant impression.
(cre) Drakkos: That's a sure fire panty loosener.
(cre) Tilly: You mean your own panties?
(cre) Kili: Hrm...
(cre) Drakkos: I don't wear underwear.
(cre) Exgume: yey, finished my project!!! :P
(cre) Taffyd: You finished Sto Helit? Fantastic! :)
(cre) Drakkos pulls the pockets of his trousers inside out and undoes
	his zipper.  Come see my elephant impression!"
(cre) Exgume: well, not the entirety of sto helit but a sizeable chunk
(cre) Exgume grins
(cre) Dek watches Drakkos suck water up through his penis, and squirt
	it back into his mouth, and boggles.

(cre) Bathoff: Yuk, bloating.
(cre) Tilly: Yep.
(cre) Bathoff: Bugger, I need a working one :OP
(cre) Tilly: Only with money, it seems...
(cre) Bathoff: that's what i need too, lol
(cre) Tilly: How much do you need, I'm loaded.
(cre) Dek ponders the loaded Tilly, picks her up, points her at
      Bathoff, and pulls the trigger.
(cre) Tilly goes Bang!
(cre) Dek dances around singing: "I just banged Tilly".
(cre) Bathoff: LOL!
(cre) Tilly acks.

(cre) Taffyd: I had three women sleep over at my house, and 
              this morning I made them all scrambled eggs on 
              toast w/ tomato sauce and coffee!
You cre-tell: You incurable romantic, you...
(cre) Drakkos: Oo... you are teh man.
(cre) Drakkos: But you should have given them HOT SAUSAGE.

(cre) Nevvyn: Represses Norwegian children.
(cre) Tilly peers at Nevvyn.
You cre-tell: I thought you'd been banned from going within 100 metres of any child, Nevvyn.
(cre) Tilly: Does that include unborn children in the sense of not yet fertilised eggs?
(cre) Sightblinder has no children, tho his homebrew has been blamed for the birth of at least one.
(cre) Siel groans..
(cre) Dogbolter: You put sperm in your homebrew?
(cre) Tilly: rofl
(cre) Sightblinder: Its the secret ingrediant :)
(cre) Dogbolter: And then......well, do *that* with it?
(cre) Nevvyn: Eww!
(cre) goldenthread: mmm ... salty...
(cre) Dogbolter: Does it have a good, creamy head, like Boddingtons?

(cre) Lucifer: We need somebody to post that creators are useless just to start controversy.
(cre) Dek bets that most of the naysayers will keep quiet.
(cre) Lucifer: Bugger, we need to bring their quiet, selflessness faces out. Any ideas?
(cre) Drakkos: How about a programme of interpretitive dance?
(cre) Lucifer: Now, why didn't I think of that?

(cre) Kesira peers out from under her bush
(cre) Kesira: shit :(
(cre) Carmine: Yo'ull strain your back doing that.
(cre) Dogbolter: Doesn't that give you a bad back?
You cre-tell: You're a contortionist now, Kes?

(cre) Shabree: I remember my first porn movie
(cre) Shabree: let me rephrase that
You cre-tell: I've never been in one myself.
(cre) Terano: Guys find it much harder to break into the industry..
(cre) Terano: [so I hear]