the original alpha to omega of puns

Taken from Tuesday 9th February, 1999, AEST, from a conversation between Karek, Ibblek, Josie and Augusta.

Jhn wisps: He might have a dvorak..

Karek wisps: what, like the New World Symphony, or something?

Daisilodavi wisps: *wants a dvorak keyboard*

Josie wisps: I got it. Dvorak, New World Symphony.

Jhn wisps: I want a twiddler :-) (chorded keyboard)

Josie wisps: Watch out Karek, I'll pun you Bach.

Ibblek wisps: *develops a liszt and griegs at you*

Karek wisps: that sort of behavoiur isn’t beethoven you

Josie tells you: Told you I had a thing for puns.

DLsss wisps: lawks, lets not harp on with poor puns

Ibblek wisps: classes can be very straussful indeed

You tell Delta: poor but fast

Karek wisps: you chould go chopin instead..

Karek wisps: it's all unraveling now ;)

Ibblek wisps: holst on, I'm not Donne yet

Karek wisps: oh come orff it

Ibblek wisps: if it were authors we could Checkov his name easily..

Karek wisps: huh. just when I was getting a handel on it

Josie wisps: Let's skip the music and go to paintings. I know mozart than anything else.

Ibblek says: I hope nobody's collecting odd puns

Karek says: typical. Most people have no class

Josie says: I certainly don't, I have the semester off. :)

Josie says: But that's just a matter of course...

Josie says: Not major at all, really :)

Josie says: I don't profess or anything like that :)

Ibblek says: *groan* she missed her mark on that one

Josie says: Some puns come quietly, but summa cum laude.

Ibblek says: punster seems to be her natural roll call

Karek says: she's not without class

Josie says: Call me classy, call me wild, just college me a cab, I don't wanna walk.

Ibblek says: oh, I'm ungraduated..being no ruler.

Karek says: a standout from the fishes, is josie, first in the shoal

Josie says: I thank Cod for that :)

Karek says: I thought that was a red herring

Karek says: thought you'd pike out at the idea of another pun

Ibblek says: salmon save me!

Karek says: surprised you didn't put a caviar on it

Josie says: I'm no intellectual shrimp :)

Karek says: just brain over prawn?

Josie says: I'm having lots of fun tun-ight (that's more oral)

Josie says: Time to trout out the old standards...

Karek says: full to the bream of puns :)

Josie says: Altho I feel I'm swimming upstream heree...

Ibblek asks: shoal enough, you're not going to to make one of those moray platitudes are ye?

Karek says: I'm beginning to flounder a bit

Josie says: I'll just lobster another few over the net...

Josie says: Hope you don't think I'm a crab if I like puns :)

Ibblek says: nobody told me you were cod sharks

Karek says: I'm having a whale of a time

Karek says: it's brought me out of the Dolphins, and now I’ve got a porpoise

Karek says: you've sealed my fate

Ibblek says: why I otter..

Josie asks: That aws a tadpole close :) Newt topic?

Josie says: I toad you we should share with everyone!

Ibblek says: of tortoise. :)

Josie says: But it'll be turtle chaos!

Karek says: I hadn't newticed

Josie says: I frog not.

Ibblek asks: is there a gecko in here?

Karek says: hang on, I've got a frog in my throat

Karek says: chameleon you two, that's enough

Ibblek says: boa, I'm garter get outpunned here

Josie says: You can snake those puns and shove them!

Josie says: Fangs to you I'm grinning madly :)

Ibblek says: puns are ophidian a sign of a slick mind

Josie wisps: I'll rattle yer bones, I will!

Karek says: don't panic, there's no cause for a llama

Josie says: I'm gonna laugh myself horse :)

Ibblek says: that'd be an o-pony-ty to race ahead..

Josie says: Darn-win and his evolution!

Josie asks: You sure you didn't eat any bad Turkey?

Ibblek says: Oman, you should always Check that you're not Hungary before bed

Karek says: too greecy for me

Karek says: I balkan at doing that

Josie says: Man, we're Russian through these puns!

Karek says: now I feel egypt :(

Karek says: how Israel, by the way, I heard he wasn't well

Ibblek says: or atleas take Beiruit and call me italy morning

Josie says: Awww, I'l give you some nice fresh Chile :)

Josie says: Or Peru-se that medicine handbook, or you'll surely Paris.

Karek says: welsh that's torn it

Josie says: France for the memories :)

Josie says: I'll e-Spain later...

Josie says: Poor-tu-gal missed it all.

Karek says: it's too nepalling :0

Josie says: I'm China explain...

Josie says: India event of an emergency, Georgia will fill in :)

Josie says: I think I'm French out of puns.

Ibblek says: Lawks! Tuscany get any worse That mercenary led me astraights

Karek says: it'll end my korea

Josie says: Oi, we'll all be in de Nile in the morning.

Ibblek says: I'm sure

Augusta's afrika'ing out at the thought..

Josie says: I Canada believe it.

Karek says: it's amazoning it's gone on so long

Karek says: don’t you murry, darling, it'll be OK

Josie says: Danu-believe it, they'll sleep through a Rhine-it.

Augusta says: I'm Thai-ing not to disturb my mother as is :)

Ibblek says: yeah mull o'kintyre the whole thing over for a bit

Augusta asks: and why the sudan onslaught of puns?

Josie says: We're unusual people for this Thames of night :)

Ibblek says: fjord sure :)

Josie says: Don't pun-ish me!

Ibblek says: Missouri loves company

Josie says: This is a Maryland tonight, believe me :)

Karek says: OK, I'll stop cracking yolks

Karek says: it was a fowl trick

Augusta says: it's be no laos to the comedy industry

Josie says: You'll scramble my brain! I'll peck you for that one...

Ibblek says:*sings* peas release me, lentil me gooooo

Karek says: oh no, I'm being shelled

Josie says: Lettuce include the others :)

Ibblek says:you've gotta calcium as you see 'em

Karek says: on a scale of one to ten

Josie says: As long as no one tries to copper feel.

Karek says: this is no longer furny

Josie says: Iron tell.

Ibblek says: they try that uranium blows on their head. that'll get iridium

Josie says: The worst argon.

Karek says: it'll boron them to tears

Ibblek says: this is the worst pun attack I've ever xenon

Josie says: If they attack me, I'll neon them (knee-on)

Karek says: it's a nickling little problem

Ibblek says: laudanum would be killed from that

Josie says: It's not all the time anyway, just periodic.

Augusta says: what are you waiting for? go right atom then.

Josie says: Elemental my dear friends, elemental.

Ibblek says: I mendeleev these puns alloy'ne but I carbon stop

Karek says: that's a silcon thing to say

Josie says: I'm trying to get "stochiometry" in here but I think it's beyond me.

Karek says: stick it in the tin with the others

Josie says: It's gold outside!

Josie says: Makes me want to silver.

Karek says: lead on then, Josie

Ibblek says: yeah, one could freeze their brass off

Karek says: on helium, I have to go to dinner

Josie says: If it's dark for them, I could aluminium.

Ibblek says: isotope so..one has to Eat

Karek says: It’s ibblek’s fault. It’s her quicksilver wit.

Karek says: He’s so mercurial

Josie says: And the rest of you as well :) I sense great chemistry here :)

Ibblek says:*has nothing but respectrum for the wonderful Josie*

Augusta says: such a good reaction :)

Josie says: We'll pun everyone out of the vector :)

Karek says: we need a new direction

Augusta asks: geographic?

Ibblek says:It's a gauss..she's done a millikin puns now

Augusta says: don't be so solomon, Josie.

Karek says: we're just going in circles

Josie says: I'm so excited, I'm hyperbolic.

Ibblek says: Venn, we'll just have to be standard deviates

Karek says: augusta's just arc'd up too :0

Josie says: I was making a little drawing, but I rect'angle.

Josie says: We can sphere that for Ourselves

Josie says: You're just all so darn cube :)

Ibblek says: Sine of a punny mind :)

Josie says: I think we are officially on a tangent.

Karek says: just cos you can do it

Karek says: tanned your hide

Josie says: *wishes she hadn't slept through calculus class so much* Oh well, doesn't math-ter now.

Josie asks: Does it still count?

Karek says: negative

Augusta says: *wishes she hadn't tossed her maths notes* you're all on another plane to me.

Josie says: I hope this all doesn't divide us later.

Karek says: we’re so funny, that if we were ore they'd minus

Josie says: We're all slightly skewed :)

Josie says: Altho we seem to think on parallel tracks.

Josie says: They should put us in prism!

Karek says: for pyramid selling?

Josie says: Quick, let's do the wave!

Ibblek says: prime oddities :)

Josie says: Divisible by none!

Karek says: the alpha and omega of punning

Josie says: I beta we can't think of more :)

Augusta says: you know, if you coordinated this properly you'd have quite a spot of humour.

Josie asks: Good point, shall we form a line?

Josie says: We could ask Delta...

Karek says: only when we get to the final straight

Karek says: delta would change us

Ibblek says: there's nothing newton under the sun

Karek says: by applying Heat

Karek says: I should go eta

Josie says: I'd have enthalpy for him if we got him involved.

Ibblek asks: we'd endo up thermic you mean?

Augusta says: it's been truly dynamic.

Ibblek asks: oh you're going to eta beta pie?

Karek says: a higher degree of humour

Josie says: Ah, go rho a boat

Josie says: I think I've taken root in this chair...gee-om-a-tree!

Augusta says: theta's awful :)

Ibblek says: epsilon you later then, karek (oo josie's a sophis-tree)

Ibblek says: yeah iota be illegal ;)

Augusta says: see you zeta, Karek :)

Josie tells you: I wouldn't want to be ruby and not say goodbye :)

Augusta asks: is it lambda pie, by any chance?

Ibblek says: aw you kappa'd the evening off with your puns

Josie says: we're all just imaginary and/or irrational :)

Josie says: But we all fit into the equation somehow.

Ibblek says: *sings* oh you take the pi rho'd and I'll take the low rho and rheostat be in ank in the morning

Josie says: Ibblek, you rock.

Karek says: I’ve gotta roll

Ibblek says: stone him? a pound on the head could kilo him

Josie says: I bet he'd say ounce to that :)

Karek says: wish I could weight around

Augusta says: don't weight up for me, I won't be back for some time.

Josie asks: Off for a pint, eh?

Augusta says: I'll get in a tonne of trouble if I don't go,. I'll mail these around :)

Karek says: wish I could be back schooner, but midi I’ll see you later