--The Joys of Discworld weather

(cre) illusion: weird email i got from a friend, that her financial controller sent out to everyone..
(cre) illusion: "hi everybody, i hope you all have a nice weekend, oh and by the way, I like little boys"
(cre) illusion boggles

Akasha de Nada tells you: the little guy with the big sword? yeah, still looking for the damn fat guy to give these scalps too and I can't find the captain

Presto tells Akasha de Nada and you exclaiming: well, lick it! Eat it!

-- Senior Cre-dom at it's best!

(cre) Pinkfish: Effects are better than breakfast.

-- Most important meal of the day!

Shrike d'Bastard tells Rue and you: urk, i'm two footses tall all of a sudden:)

Akasha de Nada tells Presto and you: the freakin fat man is still missing
Akasha de Nada tells Presto and you: got her, thinking about ditching what's his ears and getting mince, but I still have that chicken in my backpack too

Elaith fails to hold a banana cream pie..

(cre) Shrike: damn straight.. Presto, the Magic editor is crap! :P
(cre) Presto: psst

-- How to deflate Presto.

(cre) Rue: is this like telling me to talk about cheese to my inherits that don't want to work? :P
(cre) Pinkfish: Talking about cheese works!

-- Divine advice from His Frogginess.

You creator-tell: but hey...it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye
(cre) Awful: And then it's just fun.
You creator-tell: or possibly a game called "Lose An Eye"
(cre) Presto: It's all fun and games until I get a red swil=rly thing just when I need it.
You creator-tell: you and me both, brother ;p
(cre) Saffra: And then it's Saffra-ass-kicking time, I think.
(cre) Shrike: swirly thing!!!
(cre) Shrike: cow got to ya!
You creator-tell: easy off!!
(cre) Saffra: Unless Shrike is playing in which case it's *always* Shrike-ass-kicking time. :)
(cre) Presto: chain-chain!
(cre) Saffra ducks.
(cre) Shrike: So sorry.
(cre) Saffra: Incubate!
You creator-tell: get the door!

-- If you understand this, you may need to seek therapy.

[old muckloe killed by marijuana]
(cre) Jeremy: Aha! I always knew that stuff was dangerous.

-- Ah, but what a way to go!

Samantha D'Amour tells Akasha de Nada and you exclaiming: damned guinea pig just pissed on me!

-- Don't squeeze, dear.

Josie del Soul mutters something about her mother.
Josie del Soul opens her eyes, looks around stupidly, and passes out again.

-- Timing is everything.

Sasha the giant fruitbat joyfully licks some cream off Lagger.
Enry the giant fruitbat greedily slurps at the cream sliding off Lanfear.
Enry the giant fruitbat joyfully licks some cream off the bartender.

-- Cheeky little devils, aren't they?

You tell Saffra d'Licious: you meteored Drakkos? :P
Saffra d'Licious tells you: He tweaked my nipples. :P He deserved it.

-- Saffra, Feminazi Extraordinaire.

Pinkfish shouts: Oh no! I have to crash the driver now!
[Psyko leaves Discworld]
[Tempesta leaves Discworld]
[Shampoo leaves Discworld]
[DoGood leaves Discworld]
[Tycho leaves Discworld]
[Desparil leaves Discworld]
[Yohann leaves Discworld]
[Eboin leaves Discworld]
[Sooty leaves Discworld]
[MoonDancer leaves Discworld]
[Istari leaves Discworld]
[TurquoiseSea leaves Discworld]
Thanks for playing. See you next time.
[Taarna leaves Discworld]
You were destructed by Hai.

*several minutes later*

(cre) Hai: did i do that?

[duddley killed by janus]

-- Can't say he never did anything for you.

Someone comforts someone.

-- Apathy, Discworld style.

(cre) Presto: oh give me a home, where the wild spam roams, glistening pinkly all day...
(cre) Presto: Just scrape off the gel, it's disgusting as hell, and 99 percent pure fat they say..
(cre) Presto: Spam...spam on the grill.... two pieces is a-bout my fill

-- Presto, poster-child for dried frog pills.

Saffra d'Licious tells you: When you su, remind me to give you a gift. :)
Saffra d'Licious tells you: It is not, as it happens, a braised pig face. :)

(cre) Wenda: this is wierd. I've added a simple query_name() check to this command
(cre) Wenda: but it doesn't work?
(cre) Taffyd: It all traces back to you spelling weird as wierd.
(cre) Wenda: /blah/blah/yeast.c line 46
(cre) Rue: you're coding a yeast infection?

-- Hard at work again :)

[Psyduck posts a message to priestsguild [Web post]]
[taffyd eats a note off priestsguild]
(cre) Taffyd: Whoops.
[Psyduck posts a message to priestsguild [Web post]]
(cre) Taffyd: I ate what I thought was a duplicate note. :P

(cre) Presto: yeah, but they're *cheap* mean crackhead frogs

(cre) Taffyd: sigh. Boobies tannah is not a valid argument to the soul command "shake".
(cre) Illusion: i tried to wiggle my boobies once... "cannot find boobies"
(cre) Illusion sobs

-- I feel your pain, sister.

l enter flat one
It's just a door.
It is closed.
It's just a door.
It is closed.
It's just a door.
It is open.
It's just a door.
It is closed and locked.
It's just a door.
It is closed.
It's just a door.
It is closed.

-- It's the little differences that make this place what it is.

Twiggy Forestweaver tells Saffra d'Licious and you: If Kinks is close for you, then that's fine, how about I meet you in the city and we can go there together ;)
Saffra d'Licious tells Twiggy Forestweaver and you: Pssssssssst.
Twiggy Forestweaver tells Saffra d'Licious and you: Sorry, mis-tell :P Kinks is a cafe, I swear :P
Illusion tells Saffra d'Licious, Twiggy Forestweaver and you: in any case, Wagga wagga is a hole ;P and KinK's has great pasta.

(cre) Shrike: *snicker* "Carrying: Taarna, a crossbow bolt, six darts, an add_command helper, a wossname finder, ..."
Shrike d'Bastard drops you.
Shrike d'Bastard tells you: "You get with a bit of difficulty Taarna from the end of the north jetty."

-- Ook!

(cre) Tannah: Apparently that's not the same as read all. My pair of incredibly big hooters does not have anything written on it, incidentally.
(cre) Tannah: Oh. Bugger. Mis-cre. :)
(cre) Valentijn really didn't want to ponder Tannah's hooters. :P
(cre) Saffra: I thought only Shrike had the incredibly big hooters...
(cre) Tannah: I owe my hooters to Shrike, of course :)
(cre) Tannah: They are almost as big as Denmark, radiate pure octarine brilliance and have two side pockets. Shrike makes great hooters. Great big ones, too.
(cre) Valentijn: hmmmm
(cre) Tannah: And, surprisingly enough, they do double duty as a green bathrobe. Go figger.

(cre) Taffyd: I have some funky code that does that in my lickable paper walls :P

-- Isn't that carcinogenic?

You give a large walnut to a slug.
The slug braces itself to take the load.

-- NPCs can be so much fun.

Iono arrives from the west.
Iono worships Pinkfish.
Iono leaves west.

-- In the shrine to small gods in OC.

You creator-tell: no boards with new messages. *swoon*
(cre) Anni: Always a good feeling ;)
[Saffra posts a message to flame just to annoy you and one message explodes in sympathy]

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