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Discworld spell help



Granny Lipintense's Layer of Lard - Protect from moisture.


Granny Lipintense's Layer of Lard will protect its target against rain and other bothersome sources of moisture. It will not keep anyone dry when bathing, so you should still be careful close to basins and lakes.

It may be imbued into magick crystals. Wearing such a crystal may prevent the adverse effects of moisture such as sickness or eg drowning. Then again, it might not.