| Fluff Density, posted on Sun Mar 12 18:06:12 2023 | | Posted by: Guildenstern | | Category: Guilds | | Gufnork, God of Fluff, has expressed His displeasure at the drastic reduction in the amount of fluff on the Disc last weekend. Accordingly, the downgrape has been itself downgraped, resulting in a much smaller and less effective downgrape. Fluff is now almost as heavy as it was before, and just as fluffy. |
| Home Decor And Other Animals, posted on Wed Feb 8 18:23:06 2023 | | Posted by: Guildenstern | | Category: General | * The Djelibeybi real estate receptionist will now explicitly tell blacklisted players that the reason they can't bid is that they've been blacklisted.
* Real estate offices that control leased properties (i.e. shops) now have a notice listing the dates when the leases will end.
* Sum Flying Duck, who lays tatami matting in Bes Pelargic, no longer talks about carpet.
* Various issues relating to pluralisation of appliques have been fixed.
* A blood splatter applique has been added to Nese St...Read The Rest Of This Entry |
| As The Sands Of Runtime Trickle Through, posted on Tue Nov 8 09:34:37 2022 | | Posted by: Guildenstern | | Category: Klatch (domain pages) | * Title changers now have a "check" command which will show you your current title with the colour codes.
* Water buffalo no longer spawn in the rainforest; gaurs spawn instead. Water buffalo are still available in the appropriate habitat.
* Flatulus and Aegadon have finally consented to be (respectfully) fingered.
* Alethelegeios now sells talkers in a much more obvious way.
* Benches in Ephebe no longer hide items placed on them.
* Tortoises will now accept gifts of lettuce.
* The clock i...Read The Rest Of This Entry |
| Ignorance Is Bliss, Or At Least Safety., posted on Sat Oct 22 11:09:10 2022 | | Posted by: Guildenstern | | Category: General | Labels can no longer be stuck to people who are ignoring you.
On a similar note, wands that don't do damage (eg. garlic breath, icing sugar, paintball) can no longer be zapped at people who are ignoring you. |
| Keepin' Safe, Gettin' Some Respect, posted on Sun Aug 7 18:25:57 2022 | | Posted by: Guildenstern | | Category: General | * You can now use filters for Coffee Nostra families with 'who' in the same way as for Agatean families.
* Sonkies now no longer weigh nearly half a pound.
* Some new safes have been installed: one in CWC, two in Ankh-Morpork, one in Genua.
* The dragon harp and recital harp are now noticeably harder to play than they were.
* The shipwright's on Minaret Street can now be used to repair wooden items.
* Quinbury Soames now stocks marbleable envelopes as well as paper.
* The 'Blackbird' achievement ...Read The Rest Of This Entry |
| Miscellaneous 'can't Think Of A Punny Title' Fixes, posted on Mon Jul 18 22:41:23 2022 | | Posted by: Guildenstern | | Category: General | * Mr Vitiolo has begun restoring damaged quills in his shop on Brookless Street, Ankh-Morpork.
* Pens, styli, and so forth should no longer answer to 'quill'.
* Most writing implements now weigh more sensible amounts.
* Erasers now weigh a nonzero amount, and can be used to erase signatures in pencil.
* Parchments are now no longer also made of paper.
* The achievement 'Patron Saint of Perforators' now does actually put up a portrait of the most recent achiever in the Stab in the Back pub. Unless...Read The Rest Of This Entry |
| Things And Stuff And Bits And Pieces, posted on Sun Jul 3 18:48:06 2022 | | Posted by: Guildenstern | | Category: General | We have a collection of fixes and minor improvements for you!
* You can now use eg. 'pour 1/5 of ink well onto sponge' when staining. Using less or more than the amount the sponge needs will waste some. Using 'pour ink well on sponge' will still automatically take the correct amount (1/5 of the capacity of a standard ink well). The bug whereby using 'onto' would occasionally not colour the sponge has been fixed.
* Player-made staves are now slightly lighter than they were, which is to say they a...Read The Rest Of This Entry |
| Mending Mending, posted on Thu Jun 23 13:14:18 2022 | | Posted by: Guildenstern | | Category: General | You should now be able to use a needle and thread to repair things made of more materials than you previously could. Specifically, the nice fabrics that Gerard de Wendelle uses should now be mendable, as should things made of fluff and things that appraise as "fabric". If you come across something that you can't mend, but you think you should be able to, please make a bug report on the needle saying what you were trying to mend, and where you got it from!
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| Ordering Broom Polish, posted on Thu Apr 14 21:37:45 2022 | | Posted by: Guildenstern | | Category: General | | Borst Besensteel, in Copperhead, has been rationalising his business processes a bit. You can once more order a box of six jars of broom polish in your chosen scent and finish, this time by talking to him rather than with a room command. You may in the process find yourself committing tax fraud, but in the final analysis, being a witch is a form of tax fraud anyway. |
| Agatean Family Inhumations, posted on Wed Mar 30 10:35:00 2022 | | Posted by: Guildenstern | | Category: General | | Ninja who have passed the Chunin Test, but not the Ru Noperi, should now be able to close Agatean family inhumation contracts like any other graduate. |
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