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cream pie

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cream pie


cream pie - something you can throw at people


chuck <direct:object> at <indirect:living>
smear <direct:object> into <indirect:living> [face]
slap <direct:object> into <indirect:living> face then run <string>


The cream pie is just like all those pies you saw in old slap stick movies. You can do all those wildly hilarious moves with them too.

You can 'chuck' them at people.

You can 'smear' them into someone's face.

You can 'slap' the pie in someones face and then run away.


> chuck pie at bec
> smear pie into drem face
> slap pie into dlsss face then run south

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