Thanks to a generous donation from a certain Postmaster, the "Temple" of Anoia on Cable Street has recently enjoyed something of a revival. Its doors are now open to the public, and worshippers, the curious, and anyone suffering from particularly stubborn furniture are all invited to pay their respects to Anoia, Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers.
Recognising an obvious meeting of minds, the Le Crucible utensil range has also opened a shop within the temple, offering a selection of implements suitable for getting inconveniently wedged in somewhere, or whatever else you might do with utensils.
Those wishing to earn Anoia's favour would do well to pay attention while visiting Her temple. The Goddess is known to be particular about certain things, and the truly devoted may find themselves feeling a sense of Achievement, though may leave feeling Really Rattled.
As always, a huge shoutout to our playtesters who well and truly put everything through its paces, and frequently heard me shouting a version of Anoia's prayer, "But the damned thing worked before, why won't it now?! Who coded this?! Where did this spatula even come from?!" |
